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I am dying over this one. “needlesslycrunk” lyrics about Prince! Bwahahahah! needlesslycrunk: WHEN PRINCE IS IN THE ROOMGUARD YOUR WOMB, BITCHWHEN PRINCE IS IN THE ROOMGUARD YOUR WOMB, BITCH DON’T EVER LOOK DIRECTLY IN HIS EYES (OKAAAY!)DON’T EVER LOOK DIRECTLY IN HIS EYES (OKAAAY!) YOU GON GET PREGNANT NIGGAYOU GON GET PREGNANT HOEYOU GON GET PREGNANT NIGGAYOU ON GET PREGNANT HOE WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN?I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOKWHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN?I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK YOU BOUT TO BE ON MAURYYOU BOUT TO BE ON MAURYPRINCE AINT PAYIN CHILD SUPPORTYOU BOUT TO BE ON MAURY 

I am dying over this one. “needlesslycrunk” lyrics about Prince! Bwahahahah!

needlesslycrunk:

WHEN PRINCE IS IN THE ROOM
GUARD YOUR WOMB, BITCH
WHEN PRINCE IS IN THE ROOM
GUARD YOUR WOMB, BITCH

DON’T EVER LOOK DIRECTLY IN HIS EYES (OKAAAY!)
DON’T EVER LOOK DIRECTLY IN HIS EYES (OKAAAY!)

YOU GON GET PREGNANT NIGGA
YOU GON GET PREGNANT HOE
YOU GON GET PREGNANT NIGGA
YOU ON GET PREGNANT HOE

WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK

YOU BOUT TO BE ON MAURY
YOU BOUT TO BE ON MAURY
PRINCE AINT PAYIN CHILD SUPPORT
YOU BOUT TO BE ON MAURY 

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    Lmfaoo I can’t right now. Luda looks odee tight that Prince showed him up at a basketball game though
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